Thursday, August 31, 2006

Kill A Cabdriver to Keep America Safe



ABC News: Burns Says Terrorists Drive Taxis by Day:

BELGRADE, Mont. Aug 31, 2006 (AP)—During a fundraiser Wednesday with first lady Laura Bush, Republican Sen. Conrad Burns says the United States is up against a faceless enemy of terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night."

So I guess it's the duty of all patriotic Americans to kill every cabdriver they see, just in case. And this guy has the President's endorsement?

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6 comments:

  1. Richard CooperThursday, August 31, 2006 at 4:01:00 PM EDT

    I'm glad I quit driving a taxi.

    Now, if I could just get this map of the city out of my head.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, August 31, 2006 at 5:33:00 PM EDT

    Oh.

    Oh.

    Speechless.

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  3. Patrick Shawn BagleyThursday, August 31, 2006 at 8:41:00 PM EDT

    What the fuck? Maybe you should be a better tipper, Conrad.

    There aren't any Arab cab drivers in Maine. I guess we're safe here. Our cabbies are all big fat white guys who couldn't pass the test to drive a school bus.

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  4. Patrick Shawn BagleyThursday, August 31, 2006 at 8:42:00 PM EDT

    We need to save the world from religious fascists. Pat Robertson said so.

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  5. David TerrenoireFriday, September 1, 2006 at 1:25:00 PM EDT

    I have been terrorized by more than one cab driver, but not in the way Burns thinks.

    What an asshat.

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, September 2, 2006 at 9:30:00 AM EDT

    My girlfriend was killed by a cab driver in Boston. Don't know what his religion is but he said that back home he was a shek.

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