We've Already Established Your Occupation, Now We're Just Haggling Over the Price

Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom: HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.

The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions.

'Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question,' Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case, told Reuters Friday.

But he said the court in Kokkola, about 300 miles north of Helsinki, would not decide 'the proper financial value of the compensation.'

The retiree filed charges against the couple, who were convicted of extortionate overcharging, even though he told the court he paid the price willingly at the time.

Man, those musta been some hooters.