Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Reasons to Be Thankful

Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut (New York Post):
...although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut .

Is is possible to break your own jaw by clenching it in insane rage?
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8 comments:

  1. Bill CameronTuesday, November 25, 2008 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    I knew a guy who cracked a tooth that way.

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  2. Jim HetleyTuesday, November 25, 2008 at 9:34:00 PM EST

    We've always thought that if you wired a red squirrel's mouth shut, it would explode. Any such hopes here?

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, November 25, 2008 at 9:40:00 PM EST

    Somehow I knew you'd find this story without me forwarding it to you.

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  4. MysterLynchTuesday, November 25, 2008 at 11:02:00 PM EST

    This just made my day!

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  5. FranTuesday, November 25, 2008 at 11:22:00 PM EST

    And now I truly can be thankful!

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  6. pattinase (abbott)Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 7:30:00 PM EST

    I know I have ground/clenched mine down to nubs.

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, November 26, 2008 at 7:56:00 PM EST

    Quotes from fark.com

    "Unfortunately, this won't stop her from talking out of her ass."

    and

    "Are we sure she just didn't unhinge her jaw to swallow some large prey?"

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  8. TomWednesday, November 26, 2008 at 11:38:00 PM EST

    Is there any hope the condition is permanent?

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