Joe the Plumber won’t run for office:
Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”
Apparently, God doesn't want me to have any fun at all. 'Cause old Joe is a comedy goldmine. He makes Michelle Bachmann look like a stateswoman.
Wow. He has a different relationship with God than I do. I have to make a lot of assumptions about God's answers, in most cases. I've never gotten a straightforward, "No" before. Did he hear a voice, or, you know, get an e-mail, or what?
ReplyDeleteJoe may hear from the religious right about his description of God. I don;t think their image of God includes him belng, like, "No." I think it's more along the lines of a stentorian "NO."
ReplyDeleteBesides that, if Joe is talking to God, why is he still such a dumbass?
Hey, we can't really be dumb
ReplyDeleteIf we're just following God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)
-Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa (and Warren Zevon) will live forever.
ReplyDeleteWow, what's fun for you is nails across a blackboard for me! Don't we have enough morons (sorry, "morans") in office?!?
ReplyDeleteWilfredo: when you write some of the stuff I do, having an endless source of material counts as fun.
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