tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post112199563353863637..comments2023-10-22T04:57:07.468-04:00Comments on <center>WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?</center><center> (J.D. Rhoades' Blog)</center>: I'm Afraid We Had to AmputateJD Rhoadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1122258740676665642005-07-24T22:32:00.000-04:002005-07-24T22:32:00.000-04:00Man, do I feel your anguish. Someday, over a coupl...Man, do I feel your anguish. Someday, over a couple of bottles of Lone Star beer, I'll tell you all about the half-finished novels I had to abandon during the pat year...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12613235957316838052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1122153216122460962005-07-23T17:13:00.000-04:002005-07-23T17:13:00.000-04:00You mean my look of bright white socks and flip-fl...You mean my look of bright white socks and flip-flops is no good? <BR/><BR/>Aw, crap.<BR/><BR/>This writing thing is a hard, hard mother.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1122143427145133102005-07-23T14:30:00.000-04:002005-07-23T14:30:00.000-04:00I'm a Southerner, I don't wear socks in the summer...I'm a Southerner, I don't wear socks in the summer.JD Rhoadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1122131712820175112005-07-23T11:15:00.000-04:002005-07-23T11:15:00.000-04:001/3 of something good is better than 1/2 of someth...1/3 of something good is better than 1/2 of something not-as-good.<BR/><BR/>And...<BR/><BR/>"The first draft of anything is shit" <BR/><BR/>and<BR/><BR/>"Writing is rewriting"<BR/><BR/>and <BR/><BR/>"Honk if you love Jesus"<BR/><BR/>and all those other bumper sticker psychology up-with-people inspirational phrases we use to pretend to get our butts in gear, when really all it would take is a cold beer, a warm woman, and expensive socks.<BR/><BR/>Can't say enough about how writing is directly tied to the comfort of our socks. <BR/><BR/>Get with the program, Rhoades.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1122130070560085922005-07-23T10:47:00.000-04:002005-07-23T10:47:00.000-04:00Okay, but I'm not splitting the advance.Okay, but I'm not splitting the advance.JD Rhoadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1122103198493202982005-07-23T03:19:00.000-04:002005-07-23T03:19:00.000-04:00That means your book now has enough room for a dyn...That means your book now has enough room for a dynamic new character. She should be small with red hair, and a foul temper. The main character could have biological yearnings for her, as all men do. She sadly dies in a suicide bomber attack on Free Bird and Angus' love shack. <BR/><BR/>Come on, send me the book, I'll finish the rest for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com