tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post114841130864267742..comments2023-10-22T04:57:07.468-04:00Comments on <center>WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?</center><center> (J.D. Rhoades' Blog)</center>: Decisions, DecisionsJD Rhoadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148600794326238162006-05-25T19:46:00.000-04:002006-05-25T19:46:00.000-04:00"Snakes on a Plane" sounds like a documentary abou..."Snakes on a Plane" sounds like a documentary about Air Force One.<BR/><BR/>Anything with lesbians and vampires that's not on FauxTV is worth watching, if only because the mere thought of it probably gives Jerry Falwell acid reflux. If they can get both John McCain and Hilary to denounce it, they'll make a fortune.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148511517261125902006-05-24T18:58:00.000-04:002006-05-24T18:58:00.000-04:00I forgot.We're Republicans and we're not supposed ...I forgot.<BR/><BR/>We're Republicans and we're not supposed to think. Thanks for the reminder. That was close! It's the fault of the liberal media, for sure.<BR/><BR/>I think I'll go take a nap now.James Lincoln Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09666160495434980653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148501277843935622006-05-24T16:07:00.000-04:002006-05-24T16:07:00.000-04:00James: You are thinking WAY too hard here, dude. ...James: You are thinking WAY too hard here, dude. <BR/><BR/>Snakes. On a plane. That is all you need to know.JD Rhoadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148493627327957512006-05-24T14:00:00.000-04:002006-05-24T14:00:00.000-04:00There is nothing new or funny or even worth saying...There is nothing new or funny or even worth saying about lesbian vampire killers. Moving on.<BR/><BR/>There is nothing particularly interesting about snakes loose on a plane, at least not on a commercial jet, either. (Hint: look up the career of legendary Hollywood stunt pilot Frank Drake.) How active do you think reptiles are going to be at 35,000 feet? They're COLD BLOODED, people. Have <I>you</I> ever been toasty warm on a commercial flight? More like trying to get some sleep in a refrigerator.<BR/><BR/>Enough with the High Concept, Hollywood! Give me some story!!James Lincoln Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09666160495434980653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148480081473422832006-05-24T10:14:00.000-04:002006-05-24T10:14:00.000-04:00Talk about a dilemma! So I'm seeing both. Assumi...Talk about a dilemma! So I'm seeing both. Assuming the one about the Lesbian Vampire Killers ever gets filmed.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02350478005243505108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148433228920781992006-05-23T21:13:00.000-04:002006-05-23T21:13:00.000-04:00I pick C.I pick C.Sandra Ruttanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148425805211131742006-05-23T19:10:00.000-04:002006-05-23T19:10:00.000-04:00I'd have to go with the lesbian vampire killers. ...I'd have to go with the lesbian vampire killers. I don't have anything against lesbians (pun intended) but I don't like vampires or killers. But above all, I don't like snakes. A friend lent me a movie recently called "Missing" with one of my favorite actors, Tommy Lee Jones, and recommended it. But it had snakes! I complained to him and he said that's what fast forward is for. But still, snakes? On planes? Bring on those lesbian vampire killers. Hmmmm. I wonder if all three of those factors are contained in the characters. Or are they lesbians who kill vampires? Now, I may have a problem. This IS a trick question.Catalysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03804837416104556928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1148417253201156532006-05-23T16:47:00.000-04:002006-05-23T16:47:00.000-04:00Hmm. Lesbian vampire killers or snakes on a plane...Hmm. Lesbian vampire killers or snakes on a plane. Naked women biting and making out with each other or a Freudian nighmare of phallic proportions.<BR/><BR/>This is a trick question, right?Stephen Blackmoorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01241134280141088631noreply@blogger.com