tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post115436385084644846..comments2023-10-22T04:57:07.468-04:00Comments on <center>WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?</center><center> (J.D. Rhoades' Blog)</center>: Damn Liberals Are Ruining EverythingJD Rhoadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154626639152902842006-08-03T13:37:00.000-04:002006-08-03T13:37:00.000-04:00Does this mean I have to throw out my favorite met...Does this mean I have to throw out my favorite metaphor for less than pleasant experiences (e.g., "It's better than getting hit in the face with a dead fish.")? <BR/><BR/>I mean, I'm a sensitive guy, you know, and liberal, too, and this could ruin my reputation.<BR/><BR/>By the way, the bullshit bingo isn't the worst that's done with animal crap. There are places were chickens are used, and defecation by the chicken encouraged by, uh, introducing sufficient quantities of air into the appropriate orifice.<BR/><BR/>Puts a whole new icky spin on "when chickens have lips", I'll tell you.LongHairedWeirdohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00719702522755422229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154400694289588782006-07-31T22:51:00.000-04:002006-07-31T22:51:00.000-04:00What's next? Cod tossing? Kitten juggling? Trou...What's next? Cod tossing? Kitten juggling? Trout defiling?!<BR/><BR/>Where will the madness end, damn you? Where?!<BR/><BR/>We must stop this insanity now. Just think, soon this will move onto dwarf wrangling, octopus rodeo. You may think that dead tree frog spitting is safe, but noooo. They'll go after them next.<BR/><BR/>So join up in the cause and help us crush this craziness before it gets out of hand. If each of you could see your way to send me a certified check for $500.00 we can get this mess of ridiculous legislation destroyed before it reaches our bastion of freedom and deomcracy here in America.<BR/><BR/>Five hundred dollars is a small price to pay to keep the joys and wonders of midget rodeo available to all, don't you think?Stephen Blackmoorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01241134280141088631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154386011724910942006-07-31T18:46:00.000-04:002006-07-31T18:46:00.000-04:00I have now...I have now...JD Rhoadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154385207634904332006-07-31T18:33:00.000-04:002006-07-31T18:33:00.000-04:00Amen, Nathan!Dusty, did you see Kristy's answers t...Amen, Nathan!<BR/><BR/>Dusty, did you see Kristy's answers to your questions?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154383051459983642006-07-31T17:57:00.000-04:002006-07-31T17:57:00.000-04:00If hitting people with dead marine creatures is wr...If hitting people with dead marine creatures is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154380747792337532006-07-31T17:19:00.000-04:002006-07-31T17:19:00.000-04:00See, it's this kind of shit that gives us a bad na...See, it's this kind of shit that gives us a bad name.<BR/><BR/>Cow chip bingo exploitive? Disrespecting dead eels?<BR/><BR/>Someone needs to slap these assholes upside the head with a trout.<BR/><BR/>Live or dead, I don't much give a fuck.David Terrenoirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09482864941636273068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154380647514771952006-07-31T17:17:00.000-04:002006-07-31T17:17:00.000-04:00"That majestic game, once the sport of kings, came..."That majestic game, once the sport of kings, came to an end a few years ago when PETA whined that the cows were being exploited." <BR/><BR/>No shit? really?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154371737369168432006-07-31T14:48:00.000-04:002006-07-31T14:48:00.000-04:00A long-standing tradition at Maine fairs was playi...A long-standing tradition at Maine fairs was playing bingo with cow shit. Cow-chip bingo. I kid you not. A patch of grass was divided into squares and a cow was turned loose. Bets were placed as to which square the cow would plaster.<BR/><BR/>That majestic game, once the sport of kings, came to an end a few years ago when PETA whined that the cows were being exploited.Patrick Shawn Bagleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14832860010935241958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154371417134030682006-07-31T14:43:00.000-04:002006-07-31T14:43:00.000-04:00Midget tossing. Now THAT'S a sport.Midget tossing. Now THAT'S a sport.Patrick Shawn Bagleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14832860010935241958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154369725529376062006-07-31T14:15:00.000-04:002006-07-31T14:15:00.000-04:00Dusty, if you say anything here about slipping Tas...<I>Dusty, if you say anything here about slipping Tasha your dead eel it will be in bad form...</I><BR/><BR/>Damn. <BR/><BR/>Ah well. That's a-moray.JD Rhoadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154369354948447032006-07-31T14:09:00.000-04:002006-07-31T14:09:00.000-04:00Dusty, if you say anything here about slipping Tas...Dusty, if you say anything here about slipping Tasha your dead eel it will be in bad form...Bob Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18086137580456586213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154366910952098782006-07-31T13:28:00.000-04:002006-07-31T13:28:00.000-04:00Damn! And here I thought I wanted to move to Engla...Damn! And here I thought I wanted to move to England. My hopes and dreams have been dashed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1154366116749443392006-07-31T13:15:00.000-04:002006-07-31T13:15:00.000-04:00Damn it all, next thing you know they'll outlaw th...Damn it all, next thing you know they'll outlaw the annual frozen mullet toss at the Flori-Bama bar.Bob Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18086137580456586213noreply@blogger.com