tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post116632960496715924..comments2023-10-22T04:57:07.468-04:00Comments on <center>WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?</center><center> (J.D. Rhoades' Blog)</center>: Santa's Butt Is Comin' To CourtJD Rhoadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166679464447250352006-12-21T00:37:00.000-05:002006-12-21T00:37:00.000-05:00REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT.There. I said it.REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT.<BR/><BR/>There. I said it.Cornelia Readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16690027252725967075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166644871199616132006-12-20T15:01:00.000-05:002006-12-20T15:01:00.000-05:00Actually, my most favorite bumper sticker to date ...Actually, my most favorite bumper sticker to date says:<BR/><BR/>SNAPE WAS FRAMED.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, let's not forget that state liquor control boards have a big problem, and that problem is that although they are required to encourage you to drink respid .... respond ... dresponsibily, ahem... responsibly, each individual state gets a certain amount of money on their booze tax. And, to further their own internal conflict of interest, the higher the alcohol content and er, quality of liquor, the higher the tax.<BR/><BR/>So most states really want to say something like:<BR/><BR/>Drink Responsibly: Buy the Highest Priced Liquor You Possibly Can.<BR/><BR/>Best,<BR/>Mark Terry<BR/>www.markterrybooks.comMark Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09410424046477699059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166575275523225812006-12-19T19:41:00.000-05:002006-12-19T19:41:00.000-05:00I think my fave bumper sticker ever was the one Mo...I think my fave bumper sticker ever was the one Mom used to have on her camper--"Possum. The Other Other White Meat."Cornelia Readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16690027252725967075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166489921959641842006-12-18T19:58:00.000-05:002006-12-18T19:58:00.000-05:00The most popular bumper stickers in my part of Mai...The most popular bumper stickers in my part of Maine are...<BR/><BR/>"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'"<BR/>"Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver"<BR/>"Proud Parent of an Honor Roll Student"<BR/>"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student"<BR/><BR/>...along with various stickers in opposition of gay rights (because we're all about morality and family values).Patrick Shawn Bagleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14832860010935241958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166489388145241302006-12-18T19:49:00.000-05:002006-12-18T19:49:00.000-05:00So now people can get Maine-ish bumper stickers th...So now people can get Maine-ish bumper stickers that say "DRINK SANTA'S BUTT" to go along with those white-text-on-green "EAT BERTHA'S MUSSELS" ones? I'm still trying to figure out the meaning of the one my brother brought me back from North Carolina, "BAMBI MAKES CUTE SANDWICHES." I mean, is that supposed to imply that venison is yummy on rye toast, or that there's some chick named Bambi in NC who's got a winsome way with mayo?Cornelia Readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16690027252725967075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166457451109898142006-12-18T10:57:00.000-05:002006-12-18T10:57:00.000-05:00cog: Where are you shopping these days? Cause I am...cog: Where are you shopping these days? Cause I am so there.JD Rhoadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166453431443265622006-12-18T09:50:00.000-05:002006-12-18T09:50:00.000-05:00Anorexic Teets & Checkout LanesOr you can go to th...<B>Anorexic Teets & Checkout Lanes</B><BR/>Or you can go to the checkout lane of the grocery store where the mags flash humammous teets bursting wee garments, whilst sireen calling "anorexics despair" and the lead article is "10 Ways to Make Him Cum in Technicolor."cognitorexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05092226654355873888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166450298699715402006-12-18T08:58:00.000-05:002006-12-18T08:58:00.000-05:00"Nekkid elves?""Ew." Depends on the nekkid elf. L..."Nekkid elves?"<BR/><BR/>"Ew." <BR/><BR/>Depends on the nekkid elf. Liv Tyler as Arwen? I'd buy a whole case of that. Will Ferrell as Santa's biggest elf? I'd lead the protest march.Patrick Shawn Bagleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14832860010935241958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-1166392817112258692006-12-17T17:00:00.000-05:002006-12-17T17:00:00.000-05:00I and my fellow Mainers thank gawd the MBLE is out...I and my fellow Mainers thank gawd the MBLE is out there protecting us and our children from beer bottle illustrations. None of us know what the hell "porter" is anyway. Only pansies and rich flatlanders drink that microbrew stuff.Patrick Shawn Bagleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14832860010935241958noreply@blogger.com