tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post3945360286683142157..comments2023-10-22T04:57:07.468-04:00Comments on <center>WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?</center><center> (J.D. Rhoades' Blog)</center>: Why November? Why Tuesday? JD Rhoadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-87688867277912337622012-11-06T06:51:37.895-05:002012-11-06T06:51:37.895-05:00A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost...A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her<br />altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,<br /><br />"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an<br />hour ago, but I don't know where I am."<br /><br />The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air<br />balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet<br />above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude<br />and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.<br /><br />She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."<br /><br />"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"<br /><br />"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is<br />technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your<br />information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to<br />me."<br /><br />The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."<br /><br />"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"<br /><br />"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you<br />are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of<br />hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you<br />expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position<br />you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."<br />Edwardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13172818.post-50618618390607393032012-11-04T13:24:23.568-05:002012-11-04T13:24:23.568-05:00Washington State also votes by mail, although rece...Washington State also votes by mail, although recently some "helpful" GOP volunteers have offered to pick up people's mail-in votes and deliver them. They just don't say where, exactly. That's kind of new. On the other hand, we've had a couple of voting parties, where people bring their ballots to a pre-arranged location (generally a bar), and everyone drinks and votes. Good to know we're getting back to our roots!Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15073658261122703742noreply@blogger.com