Wednesday, June 29, 2005

You Thought Your Last Flight Was Unpleasant...

A Disgruntled Passenger complains to Continental Airlines.

I don't know which line I like more:

I feel like I am bathing in a toilet bowl of blue liquid, and there is no man in a little boat to save me.
OR

Soon I will be able to tear down the stink-shield, but the scars will remain.

2 comments:

  1. That's over at the Simon & Shuster web site, too.

    Apparently James Lee Burke wrote the letter.

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  2. James Lee Burke can't spell "puzzle"? Or "stench"?

    How odd.

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