Sunday, August 14, 2005

I Can Never Resist a Good PHART Joke

I've been a lifelong follower of the teachings of Marx (Groucho, that is), who always said he'd never belong to any club that would have him as a member. However, when I heard that James Lincoln Warren was forming the
Professional Hack Authors RecogniTion Society or PHARTS for short, I knew I had to become a member, or "Charter Pharter" as we say in the Society. I got my certificate in the e-mail yesterday.

I promised myself I wasn't going to cry....

2 comments:

  1. If anybody wants to see what the certificate looks like, more or less, go to http://www.swordquill.com/Sample%20Certificate.pdf.

    JLW

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  2. Charter Pharter...

    LOL!

    Are your children phartlings?

    Is your significant other your phartner?

    I could go on, butt....

    Bwah ha ha!!

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