Thursday, February 09, 2006

AAAAAAAAAGH!

Barry Freakin' Manilow has the #1 album in the country.

There is no God. A merciful Deity would never permit this.
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7 comments:

  1. JuliaThursday, February 9, 2006 at 9:26:00 AM EST

    There must be no God.

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  2. mybillcriderThursday, February 9, 2006 at 10:54:00 AM EST

    I've heard some snippets of songs on the CD. It's worse than you think.

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  3. James Lincoln WarrenThursday, February 9, 2006 at 11:54:00 AM EST

    This doesn't prove there's no God. It only proves that there is a Satan.

    Proof that God actually does exist can be found on your TV remote. It is called the mute button.

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  4. David TerrenoireThursday, February 9, 2006 at 12:14:00 PM EST

    Come on, Dusty, I know that in your car, when you're alone alone, you sing, "Oh, Mandy..."
    and you know all the words.

    And you owe me for all the life I lost arguing with that bunch of wingers over at Sensible Mom. God, why do I let myself get roped into shit like that?

    Of course, I blame you completely.

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  5. Stacey CochranThursday, February 9, 2006 at 4:13:00 PM EST

    LOL

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  6. JD RhoadesThursday, February 9, 2006 at 5:46:00 PM EST

    I know. I feel just terrible.

    But you won't be in pain long. Now that you know my secret, I have to kill you.

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  7. AnonymousFriday, February 10, 2006 at 4:44:00 AM EST

    Would you really expect less from the man who writes the songs that make the whole world sing? ;)

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