Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Irony Is.

Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying in Storm

"I said, 'Amen,' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire," she said. "I'm blessed to be alive."

Uh-huh. God was really watching out for you, sweetheart.

4 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    GASP!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh, My, God!! What Divine Retribution!! What a PERFECT answer to prayer!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  2. You canot petition the Lord with prayer.

    It pisses him off.

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  3. What can I say to this?

    She obviously had an electrifying prayer session.

    Sure, sure, David's "too busy" today but he's over here...

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  4. See, that wasn't actually lightning. That was the Holy Spirit. What a lot of people don't seem to know about the Holy Spirit is that he's a vicious, lowdown bastard. Homegirl found out, though.

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