The Jokes Just Write Themselves

Report: Sarah Palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to Alaska | The Raw Story: "WASHINGTON – Amid diminishing media interest, Sarah Palin has quit her high-profile bus tour halfway through and returned to Alaska with her family, according to RealClearPolitics."

Wow. Who would have thought that Sarah Palin would give up on something halfway through?

Apparently, Bachmann's announcement (and probably Weinergate) took the spotlight off her, and without the spotlight, it's just no fun anymore. So she pulls the plug.

And there are people still insisting that this flake could be President of the United States.

Don't worry, though. She's addicted to attention, and the addict's got to have her fix. Pretty soon she'll say something stupid or inflammatory, or both, and the media circus will start up again, complete with the usual crowd of ninnies bleating about how all the attention being lavished on her for being ridiculous actually means she's serious.