Sunday, February 12, 2006

I'm So Glad We Have These People to Protect Us

Vice President Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

In other news, Jon Stewart, Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O'Brian have been seen dancing with joy.

5 comments:

David Terrenoire said...

Ah, there's a fine line between comedy and tragedy.

Thank Jesus.

lucylocket said...

When I saw the headline I wondered if the victim were Scooter.

JD Rhoades said...

This just in: Dick Cheney is claiming the Use of Force Resolution gives him the right to shoot anybody in the face, no questions asked.

Asked for comment, George Dubbya Bush exclaimed "heckuva shot, Dick!"

The hits just keep coming...

Anonymous said...

From MSN: "The Associated Press that the accident occurred after Cheney, Whittington and another hunter got out of a car to shoot at a covey of quail."

I just don't understand how getting out of a car to shoot a bird is hunting?

David Terrenoire said...

To call what Cheney does "hunting" is like calling sex with a prostitute "scoring."