There's this guy named Dan.
Dan has a bet with his girlfriend.
He bet his girlfriend that he could make a website that got 2 million hits.
Nuh-uh, Dan's girfriend said. (She's cute, but apparently not all that bright, as you will soon see).
Tell you what, said Dan. If I can't get 2 million hits on my website, I'll admit I'm an idiot.
If I can, however, you agree to do a threesome with me, you, and another girl.
Not only did Dan's girlfriend agree, she apparently put it in writing.
Help Dan Live His Dream.
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Dude's got 2,5 mil now.
God, I love the Internets.
3.8 million as of this writing.
I wonder what happens at 4?
Every man on the planet will be hitting that site.
The only question that remains is, will the video be available on line?
I knew that's what you were hoping for.
I think they add midgets at 4. At 5 it's latex bondage monkeys and a complimentary toaster oven at 6.
At 7 they should throw in a tazer.
Kid you not my verification is hipee.
They've crossed the toaster oven threshold and are closing in on the tazer.
That poor girl...
It'll be the most legitimate excuse for a month of bedrest since...
Ever!
Come on. Let's be real about this. If she didn't break up with him when it hit 2 mil, it would be the greatest upset of all time...
I first saw that shit when he was about 200K into it. Somebody at NaNoWriMo put it up on the forums.
I'm bringing the weather with me, guys.
Stacey
Maury Povich will be drying the girl's tears on national TV, while the boyfriend goes home to beat off. She'll talk to reporters about how degraded she felt, then she'll make a pile of money showing her pussy in Penthouse magazine. The boyfriend will become a lackey for the guy who makes the 'Girls Gone Wild' videos. He will eventually be found dead in a South Padre Island hotel room with an empty fifth of Everclear and a plastic bag over his head.
Patrick, I think you just gave me an outline for the next book.
There's almost 14M hits now. Her parents must be so proud. It'll make for awkward Thanksgiving conversation this year.
I was going to submit it to Slashdot, but there's no need.
http://www.aptconnect.com/bet/
You might wish to check out a page that claims to be the "original" bet site :-)
http://www.aptconnect.com/bet/
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