Thursday, May 18, 2006

Incest and Pedophilia: Retail Version


A site called Pimpfants: Baby Beaters sells "wife-beater" t-shirts like the one above, for the little gangsta in your house.

Dear God. There's so much wrong with this it's hard to know where to begin. For one thing, do they not realize what the "I" in M.I.L.F stands for?

Well, if nothing else, the post title should get me some more Google hits.

11 comments:

anne frasier said...

i laughed out loud.
i'm going to hell.

M. G. Tarquini said...

I don't know what the 'I' in M.I.L.F. stands for...

Okay, I admit it. I don't know what the M, L or F stand for either.

I'm old.

JD Rhoades said...

M.G. : Follow the link.

M. G. Tarquini said...

Why would anybody put that on a kid's t-shirt? Why would any woman put that on her own t-shirt? Why would any woman think it was okay for somebody to call her that?

And here, I told Barry Eisler I didn't want to be called a broad.

Silly me.

David Terrenoire said...

mg,

I feel partially responsible for luring you into the shadows, what with my rusty trombones and all.

I apologize.

Anonymous said...

I've seen a toddler wearing a onesie that read "Lil Pimp," and a girl who couldn't have been more than twelve wearing a t-shirt with "Future Pornstar" across her undeveloped chest. None of this crap surprises me anymore.

James Lincoln Warren said...

What could be more American than incest, pedophilia, and child pornography?

Damn, I'm proud.

For The Trees said...

I fully echo what Dr. J.L. Warren said.

And I'm proud, too!

Julia said...

A child wearing one of those shirts should be a signal of child abuse.

What are people thinking? Ok, they probably aren't thinking.

Sandra Ruttan said...

I'm just glad no kittens were harmed in the making of that t-shirt.

Unlike during David's earlier blog post...

Anonymous said...

for those of you who don't know the meaning of M.I.L.F OR MILF... It stands for mother i would like to fuck