Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Republicant's

Since Republican commentators childishly persist in refusing to call the Democratic Party by it's right name, bizarrely referring to it as "the Democrat Party", The Gadflyer has a suggestion. If the host of the show refuses to call them on it, begin referring to the Republicans as the "Republican'ts."

As in: Can't balance the budget; can't stop raising the national debt ceiling; can't manage federal emergencies; can't find Osama bin Laden; can't control our borders; can't stop smearing and leaking; can't answer tough questions from the media; can't find weapons of mass destruction...

Sauce for the goose, folks...

I can't wait to hear the indignant howls from the thin-skinned "pundits' of the Right. Then you can add: Can dish it out but can't take it.

3 comments:

James Lincoln Warren said...

The first time I read this, I thought the "a" was a "u" and I thought you were writing about Anne Coulter.

Colonel Colonel said...

In this age of instant-text messaging both names will have to be shortened. The Democrats will become the "Demo's" and the Republicans will become the "Repo's".

The Repo Party. That fits in so many ways.

Plot Baby Plot said...

Hillary who?

JD Rhoades in 2008!