ABC News: Burns Says Terrorists Drive Taxis by Day:
BELGRADE, Mont. Aug 31, 2006 (AP)—During a fundraiser Wednesday with first lady Laura Bush, Republican Sen. Conrad Burns says the United States is up against a faceless enemy of terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night."
So I guess it's the duty of all patriotic Americans to kill every cabdriver they see, just in case. And this guy has the President's endorsement?
6 comments:
I'm glad I quit driving a taxi.
Now, if I could just get this map of the city out of my head.
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Speechless.
What the fuck? Maybe you should be a better tipper, Conrad.
There aren't any Arab cab drivers in Maine. I guess we're safe here. Our cabbies are all big fat white guys who couldn't pass the test to drive a school bus.
We need to save the world from religious fascists. Pat Robertson said so.
I have been terrorized by more than one cab driver, but not in the way Burns thinks.
What an asshat.
My girlfriend was killed by a cab driver in Boston. Don't know what his religion is but he said that back home he was a shek.
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