Friday, October 13, 2006

Suggested New Slogan For The Republican Party

"The Defendant Pleads Guilty, Your Honor."

My favorite part: "Ney did not resign his seat. Several officials have said the congressman is financially strapped and needs his $165,200 annual paycheck and benefits as long as he can continue to receive them."

Breaks your heart, don't it?

1 comment:

Stephen Blackmoore said...

The problem is that he didn't get a blowjob like Clinton did. Then they'd be all over his ass. Figuratively speaking, of course.