Wednesday, May 02, 2007

We Are Being Led By "The Commander Guy'"

Bush: I'm the Commander Guy:

WASHINGTON, May 2–And you thought he was still “the decider.”

President Bush coined a new nickname for himself — ‘’the commander guy” — on Wednesday, as he criticized Congressional Democrats in a speech to the annual gathering of the Associated General Contractors of America, a construction industry trade group.

The man who last year proclaimed “I’m the decider,’’ in response to a question about whether he would fire Donald Rumsfeld as defense secretary, came up with this latest moniker in explaining why he vetoed an Iraq war spending bill that dictated a timeline for troops to withdraw from Iraq.

“The question is, ‘Who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders?,’’ Mr. Bush said. “As you know, my position is clear – I’m the commander guy.”

Sung to the Tune of: Theme from "The Family Guy"

Lois: It seems today
that all you see,
is violence in Iraq,
and Dems on TV.

Peter: But where's that corrupt Republican Congress...

All: ...on which we used to rely?

All: Lucky there's a Commander Guy!
Lucky there's a man who,
just can't bring himself to
give a flying fuck who...

Stewie: lives or dies!

All: He's





1 comment:

Steve Malley said...

Holy Hot Potatoes, that was funny!