Monday, July 09, 2007

Quiz: What Gorey Death Will You die?

Who among us does not love Edward Gorey's delightful Gashlycrumb Tinies ("A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears")?

Well now, thanks to the magic of the Interwebs, you can predict your own demise, Gorey style. I'm


You will swallow some tacks. You are a little weird, maybe not so much in a good way. Buy a yellow tie and wear it on your head.

(Hat tip to my friend Zannabee)


David Terrenoire said...

Z is for Zillah, who drank too much gin. You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to die, but you won't remember too much of your life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!

Is this thing scientific? I mean, that's spot fucking on.

Anonymous said...

S is for Susan who perished of fits.


C.L. Jahn said...

Q is for Quentin, who sank in a mire.
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.

Sounds about right...