Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Because We Could Use a Laugh Right Now


Woman in Cow Costume Sentenced to 30 Days

(Middletown, OH) -- Saturday night, people in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road called police to report a woman wearing a cow costume was chasing kids, and blocking traffic. Michele Allen also allegedly urinated on the porch of one neighbor.
When officers arrived, they told her to go home. But later that night, they found her again, in the 2400 block of Verity, standing in traffic. This time, officers say, Allen smelled of alcohol and swore at them.

She was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

Allen plead guilty, Monday morning, in Middletown Municipal Court, and sentenced to a month in jail.


Here's the best part...she reportedly showed up for sentencing still wearing the costume.

8 comments:

Jerry House said...

Udderly disgraceful!

JD Rhoades said...

Now, now. Remember, to err is human, to forgive, bovine.

Bill Cameron said...

30 days sounds like a lot for a little erratic moooovement and failure to mooove out of the way of traffic.

John Dishon said...

She was probably kept in jail over the weekend until the courts open on Monday, so she would of course still be wearing the same clothes.

David Terrenoire said...

You beat me to it. I saw this story and thought, now that is bloggable material.

My favorite part is that there was the smell of alcohol. Really? Who could have predicted that alcohol would be involved?

My guess? White Russians.

JD Rhoades said...

30 days seems a little severe for a disorderly conduct beef.

nathan s said...

Ah Greater Cincinnati . . .I'm so proud . . .

Bill Cameron said...

It does bring back memories. I was born in Cincy, raised in the hinterlands around Dayton and points south, and know that part of Wilbraham Road for reasons I probably don't want to go in to, even at this late date.