Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Reasons to Be Thankful

Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut (New York Post):
...although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut .

Is is possible to break your own jaw by clenching it in insane rage?

8 comments:

Bill Cameron said...

I knew a guy who cracked a tooth that way.

Jim Hetley said...

We've always thought that if you wired a red squirrel's mouth shut, it would explode. Any such hopes here?

Anonymous said...

Somehow I knew you'd find this story without me forwarding it to you.

MysterLynch said...

This just made my day!

Fran said...

And now I truly can be thankful!

pattinase (abbott) said...

I know I have ground/clenched mine down to nubs.

Anonymous said...

Quotes from fark.com

"Unfortunately, this won't stop her from talking out of her ass."

and

"Are we sure she just didn't unhinge her jaw to swallow some large prey?"

Tom said...

Is there any hope the condition is permanent?