Saturday, July 18, 2009

Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love

Good friends, I have seen the light. A recent letter to the Pilot, headlined "Stop Hate-Filled Writing" takes me to task for some of the mean things I've said about poor Sarah Palin and William Kristol.

After reading the letter, I have to say, it moved me. It moved me, friends. It moved me, heart and soul. Body and mind. Liver and spleen. Islets of Langerhans and Medulla Oblongata. *

I have done had me an epiphany.

I intend now to turn from hate and embrace love, like my friends on the right. I want to be filled with the joy of freedom and tolerance for my fellow man. Just like these commentators on the conservative site FreeRepublic who bow their heads in remembrance and show their love for the late Walter Cronkite:

Where do traitors go when they die?

Should have been shot for treason years ago he could have covered it till the order to fire was givin POS

Great, this gives the Communist News Network(s) an excuse to not cover what is most important to the american people, the economy and the Kenyan in the WH. Say hello to Pol Pot Howard and all the communist leaders of Vietnam you gave aid and comfort to.

Conservatives. They spread the love.


*thanks to musician David Bromberg for that one.

7 comments:

Gerard Saylor said...

You're nothing but a small-town lawyer writing a caustic column for a single small-town paper, most of whose readers despise said column. I would like to declare you the biggest hypocrite ever to live in Moore County, but of course you compete with John Edwards for that honor.

Fran said...

I feel it too, Brother Dusty! I FEEEEL the love!

No. Wait. That's just a migraine.

Pay it no never mind.

As you were.

David Terrenoire said...

A small town lawyer like Sam Ervin was a small town lawyer.

David said...

By the letter-writer's own standards, the Obamas should be untouchable. Somehow, I doubt the writer thought of that.

Tom said...

"You're nothing but a small-town lawyer writing a caustic column for a single small-town paper, most of whose readers despise said column."

You know, that's an even better masthead than Terrenoire's!

JD Rhoades said...

most of whose readers despise said column."

In the classic words of Captain Jack Sparrow: "but you HAVE heard of me."

Tom said...

And I'm sure Gerard knows all your readers personally.