Okay, leaving aside the fact that this is a very disturbing revelation...am I the only one who finds it completely surreal that the guy who gets the story is William Freaking SHATNER?
Oh, sure, I can see spilling your guts to Leonard Nimoy, becuase he's got that whole neck-pinching mind-melding thing going on, but....Captain Kirk? TJ Hooker? Denny Crane?
I mean, WTF?