Saturday, March 24, 2012

An Etch a Sketch Candidate In an iPad World

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I know, I know, I just did a column on Mitt Romney last week. But let's face it: The dude's a gift that just keeps on giving.
In this case, the gift to his opponents, both Republican and Democratic, came from Romney communication director Eric Fehrnstrom. It was the day after Romney's decisive victory in the Illinois Republican primary, and the Romnoids had fanned out across the various news and political shows to talk up their candidate.
Everything was going OK until a CNN host asked the fateful question: "Is there a concern that Santorum and Gingrich might force the governor to tack so far to the right it would hurt him with moderate voters in the general election?" To which Fehrnstrom replied "Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It's almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again."
For opponents of a candidate who already had a reputation as a flip-flopper who'd say anything to get elected, the image proved irresistible.
Sales of the classic children's toy immediately took a jump as everyone associated with the Santorum, Gingrich, and Paul campaigns, not to mention every member of the Democratic National Committee, rushed out to purchase one, the better to (figuratively) beat Governor Romney over the head with.
A Santorum spokesman even showed up at a Romney event to pass Etch A Sketches out to reporters. Newt Gingrich gave one to a young boy at one of his rallies and said, "Now you can be a presidential candidate," which no doubt both pleased the youngster and confused him to no end.
Gingrich later said that if Fehrnstrom had "set out to highlight for everybody why we distrust Romney, I think he couldn't have done a better job." Of course, someone like Gingrich, who can say on a Tuesday that "any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood," doesn't have much room to complain about someone else's "resets."
The fact that no one in the supposedly liberal media has yet pointed out the rank hypocrisy of his statement may be because, once again, Gingrich's campaign has faded to the point where reporters have trouble remembering that he's still actually running, and the ones who do remember don't care.
The president, as of this writing, has not commented, although one liberal blogger has already put a virtual Etch A Sketch up on the Web, highlighting some of Romney's contradictory statements. I'll tell you one thing, though: If we don't see as many Etch A Sketches being waved about at the Democratic Convention as there were flip-flops being waved at John Kerry in 2004, then the Democrats need to find a new communications team.
Now, it's true that Fehrnstrom was simply stating one of the venerable principles of presidential politics: You play to your base to appeal to the true believers who vote in the primaries, then "tack toward the center" during the general.
The problem is, we don't live in an Etch A Sketch world any more. We live in the world of YouTube and Google, where everything is recorded, and everything is available forever. Heck, Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show" have based their entire shtick around it.
Say something that contradicts what you said six months, a year, five years, or even 10 years ago, and if it was ever on video, the legion of research gnomes who work for Stewart will have your contradictions on the air by 11 the next night, accompanied by Stewart's patented pained look at the camera, the look that says, as clearly as any words, "Does this person think we're as stupid as he is?"

In addition, with the "bases" of both parties getting both farther and farther apart, and more and more hardened in their respective positions, a candidate seeking to "tack toward the center" finds him or herself with a much longer distance to sail.
Fehrnstrom's statement reflects an older mindset, one that doesn't take into account the fact that these days, information is forever, the reset button doesn't work, and all your public history resides in the cloud. The icon for the modern political scene isn't the Etch A Sketch. It's the iPad or Android phone running the YouTube app and showing videos of everything you've ever said in public.
You can shake that bad boy all you want, but you can't make the stuff you don't want to admit to go away.


Karen in Ohio said...

It is astonishing that any public figure still exists without figuring this one out. They live in a goldfish bowl, and every golden syllable they utter is immortalized. It is beyond belief that any of them can take the slightest deviance from previous positions without anyone noticing. Only the most clueless among us would even try.

Which is why none of the candidates on the right should be elected. Not a one of them understands today's real world.

Fran said...

Karen, I think that they think A) we'll forget about it when the next new shiny thing comes along, or B) they can buy their way out of it. Bah to both.

On the upside, at least the Republicans can prove that there is merit to the free market because this is a solid win for Etch-a-Sketch!

Jim Winter said...

I really wish the Republicans would lose this obsessive need to pander to "the base" (which, in Arabic, is "al qaeda".) The base of either major party makes up such a small minority of the actual public that the bulk of voters really don't give a damn about a pet base's issues.

Yes, I believe Romney is 2012's John Kerry. He was for it before he was against it.

JD Rhoades said...

this is a solid win for Etch-a-Sketch!

Now manufactured in China.

I really wish the Republicans would lose this obsessive need to pander to "the base" (which, in Arabic, is "al qaeda".) The base of either major party makes up such a small minority of the actual public that the bulk of voters really don't give a damn about a pet base's issues.

But the base is the only constituency that can be relied on to vote in the primaries.

Dana King said...

If Team Obama can't find a way to highlight this Etch-A -Sketch comment every time Romney says something that qualifies during the fall campaign, they don't deserve to win.

This reminds me o the whole 1% vs. 99% thing. it's always been like that. It's only recently the 1% has decided to rub our noses in it.

Same with this comment. We've always known politicians do this. Now they're so arrogant, they say it to our faces, as if to imply, "So? What are you going to do about it?"

Gerard said...

Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes

One instance where a politico is telling the truth.