Paris Hilton Explains Why She Dances On Tables:
Paris Hilton insists on dancing on nightclub banquettes and stages, because she has a uncontrollable fear of sweat.
The aspiring singer, 25, is regularly photographed dancing from a height at nightclubs across the world, looking down at her fellow partygoers. Hilton explains, "I dance on the banquettes, just below the tables because I don't want to be on the dancefloor with everyone sweating on me. It's gross. I hate sweat. It grosses me out. Sweaty guys gross me out. I just don't want to be near sweat in a club. "
Yeah, shug, I can see how that would be a real problem. Kudos on your, ah, creative solution.
I don't know why everybody thinks you're a dumbass.
4 comments:
Dang. I don't see how I missed this one, Dusty, but thanks for posting it. The world needs all the P.H. news it can get.
You know, I WAS losing sleep over that one. Thank god the mystery has been solved at last. Sweat. Who knew?
You just wanted the Google hits, didn't you?
That's not SWEAT!
I knew she had a good reason.
But I'll sleep better at night knowing what it is.
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