Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Wingnuts Unhinged

Jonah Goldberg--National Review Online: I think James Baker and Dick Cheney should take Bush out to the woods around Camp David. After 24 hours in a sweat lodge, he should be given only a loin cloth, a hunting knife and a canteen of water. Bush should then set out to track and kill a black bear, after which he should eat its still beating heart so he can absorb its spirit. He should then fly back to Washington in Marine 1. His torso still scratched from the bear's claws, his face bloodied and steaming in the November chill, he should immediately give a press conference at which he throws the bearskin on the front row of the press corps, completely enveloping Helen Thomas, declaring, 'I'm not going anywhere.'

This is it. They've let rage drive them completely insane. Honey, get my gun.

1 comment:

J. Carson Black said...

I don't know for sure if he could kill a black bear. Maybe he could stay at the White House and overpower Barney on the carpet of the Oval Office.