Artificial Un-Intelligence

You know, judging from some of the comments I've heard and read about the Administration's Very Bad Week, I think you could probably design a very simple robot that would be impossible to tell from an actual wingnut.

"Well, a high ranking member of the Bush Administration was found guilty of perjury yesterday..."

*click!* *whirrr*

SANDY BERGER! BILL CLINTON! ROBERT BYRD WAS IN THE KLAN! CHAPPAQUIDDICK!

"And it looks like several U.S. Attorneys were fired for political reasons..."

*bzzzz*, *kaching!*

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF IS, IS. HA. HA. HA.

"And now the wounded from Iraq aren't getting proper care in Army hospitals..."

*blurp*, *whizzzz* *ding*

BYRD! KLAN! ROSE LAW FIRM! BLOWJOB! BLOWJOB! BLOWJOB! BYRD! KLAN! CHAPPAQUIDDICK! TUNAGATE! FITZFONG! BLAAAAAAGH!

*EXPLODES*