The Leader of the Free World, Ladies and Gentlemen

The Huffington Post: In his speech today in Australia at the APEC summit, George Dubbya Bush:

(1) Thanked the Australian Prime Minister for "being such a good host at the OPEC Summit";

(2) Referred to Australian troops in Iraq as "Austrian troops";

(3) Tried to go off the stage the wrong way, over a "steep drop," and had to be guided back to where the stairs were;

(4) Later snapped at the President of South Korea .

One might almost think he's drinking again.