Saturday, September 08, 2007

Osama bin Laden Will Cut Your Taxes

The New OBL video has this to say:

"I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."

Ya know, every time Osama releases one of his deranged rants, I hear a lot of bullshit from wingnuts about "he sounds just like a Democrat!"

But in this observation and promise to cut taxes, OBL seems to be making a pitch for those Republicans who think "low taxes" are the be-all and end-all of political theory.

If all you care about his lowering taxes, Vote Osama!


Jim Winter said...

Coming this fall on Fox News...

Straight talk from one of the world's most controversial figures on our new hour of opinion and news...


(Dennis Miller was not harmed in the making of this waste of air time.)

Steve Allan said...

So, Osama is offering a flat tax. Wasn't this the whole basis of Steve Forbes candidacy for President? Oh my god, Osama is Steve Forbes!

Anonymous said...

He "invites" ?
What, with how many bombs?