Osama bin Laden Will Cut Your Taxes

The New OBL video has this to say:

"I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."

Ya know, every time Osama releases one of his deranged rants, I hear a lot of bullshit from wingnuts about "he sounds just like a Democrat!"

But in this observation and promise to cut taxes, OBL seems to be making a pitch for those Republicans who think "low taxes" are the be-all and end-all of political theory.

If all you care about his lowering taxes, Vote Osama!