Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Next Season on "Law and Order"

Brazil TV Host Wallace Souza in Murder Probe
SAO PAULO, Brazil (Aug. 11) - In one murder after another, the "Canal Livre" crime TV show had an uncanny knack for being first on the scene, gathering graphic footage of the victim.
Too uncanny, say police, who are investigating the show's host, state legislator Wallace Souza, on suspicion of commissioning at least five of the murders to boost his ratings and prove his claim that Brazil's Amazon region is awash in violent crime. Police also have accused Souza of drug trafficking...

The killings of competing drug traffickers... "appear to have been committed to get rid of his rivals and increase the audience of the TV show."


Of course, for all I know this may have already BEEN an episode of Law and Order...

3 comments:

David Terrenoire said...

Don't give Geraldo any ideas.

And Nancy Grace, Jesus, that woman is crazy enough to kill all the white women for higher ratings.

pattinase (abbott) said...

This is the first time ever, I, a former PA person, have had respect for Arlen Specter. This health care town meetings thing is looking like Nazi rallies in the early thirties.

Charlieopera said...

You're right, Patti. The GOP reps should hand out brown shirts outside. They had one on Hardball tonight trying to explain why she's a moron ... I started to feel sorry for her until it became obvious that thing about "being stupid is no excuse" was way too obvious.

She didn't know her ass from her elbow, but was able to puke up one liners about "our forefathers" and "the constitution" ... sort of like Sarah Palin with even less polish (if that's possible) ...

Christ, where do they find these numbnuts?