Friday, April 30, 2010

Out of Work Wall Streeters Will Kill You and Eat You

Wonkette :

Hard to tell if this is a joke or not, but this supposed e-mail from a pissed-off wall Street broker has been making the rounds:

What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We’re going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work till 10pm or later. We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don’t take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don’t demand a union. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we’ll eat that.

5 comments:

David Terrenoire said...

Wait, does this letter writer mean he'll work that hard for my salary? Then why the fuck are they demanding multi-millions?

eviljwinter said...

Dear Mr. Wall Streeter:

That so? Tell you what. I really do want fries with that. Now shut the fuck up, give me my Big Mac, and if I charitably don't believe you spit in it, I might not kick your lilly-white day-trading ass.

Luv,

Li'l Jimmy Winter,
who will not put a dollar in your ragged Starbucks cup

Charlieopera said...

I really would like to see the arrogant fuck be the one waiting tables or working retail, taking the kind of daily humiliation that shitheads like him used to casually dish out.

Amen.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

JD Rhoades said...

:-) Welcome back Charlie.

Dana King said...

"f this little tantrum is real, I really would like to see the arrogant fuck be the one waiting tables or working retail, taking the kind of daily humiliation that shitheads like him used to casually dish out."

Exactly what I was thinking about halfway through his rant.

(Word verification = shiessh, which is also what I was thinking halfway through his rant.)