Out of Work Wall Streeters Will Kill You and Eat You

Wonkette :

Hard to tell if this is a joke or not, but this supposed e-mail from a pissed-off wall Street broker has been making the rounds:

What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We’re going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work till 10pm or later. We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don’t take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don’t demand a union. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we’ll eat that.

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The Obama administration and the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of the pyramid, but it’s really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat asses land directly on themiddle class of America and knock them to the bottom.

We aren’t dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to survive. The question is, now that Obama & his administration are making Joe Mainstreet our food supply … will he? and will they?

Certainly the "Ve Are Der Ubermenschen" tone reflects the sort of hubris we're used to reading abut from the subpoenaed e-mails of perp-walking fat cats. But "food supply"? Really?

If this little tantrum is real, I really would like to see the arrogant fuck be the one waiting tables or working retail, taking the kind of daily humiliation that shitheads like him used to casually dish out.