Wednesday, June 13, 2007

There'll Always Be An England


A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Dayum. Remind me never to get an Englishwoman riled.


David Terrenoire said...

Now I have to navagate the day with my legs crossed.


Steve Malley said...

I hear Helen Mirren and Judi Dench can both get pretty stroppy on the grog...

Stephen Blackmoore said...

Huh. I would have expected that more from a Scot.