Wednesday, July 23, 2008

THANK YOU! (And An Inspirational Message)

First off, I'd like to thank all the Hellions who've sent good wishes and who've done so much to spread the word about BREAKING COVER. Keep up the good work! And to provide you with motivation, here is a reading from the Book of Hellions:

  1. Go thou to thy local bookseller, and there shalt thou speak unto him, saying. "hast thou BREAKING COVER by J.D. Rhoades?"
  2. And if his answer be "yea," embrace him with great rejoicing, and give unto him the kiss of friendship.
  3. But if his answer be "nay," then shalt thou upbraid him with great indignation, saying "WTF be the matter with thee? For verily this was a Booksense/Indiebound notable pick for August! Art thou halt, or blind, or lame?"
  4. And I say unto you, great shall be his mortification on that day, and he shall repent from his iniquities, and great will be the orders which shall proceed therefrom.
  5. And lo, thou shalt receive thy reward at the next tavern in which your Hellion Supreme Exalted President For Life shall encounter you, and there will be joy and merriment all the days of your life. Amen.

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