Thursday, July 02, 2009

Awww, Rats.

Joe the Plumber won’t run for office:
Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

Apparently, God doesn't want me to have any fun at all. 'Cause old Joe is a comedy goldmine. He makes Michelle Bachmann look like a stateswoman.

6 comments:

Mark Terry said...

Wow. He has a different relationship with God than I do. I have to make a lot of assumptions about God's answers, in most cases. I've never gotten a straightforward, "No" before. Did he hear a voice, or, you know, get an e-mail, or what?

Dana King said...

Joe may hear from the religious right about his description of God. I don;t think their image of God includes him belng, like, "No." I think it's more along the lines of a stentorian "NO."

Besides that, if Joe is talking to God, why is he still such a dumbass?

JD Rhoades said...

Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)


-Frank Zappa

Dana King said...

Frank Zappa (and Warren Zevon) will live forever.

Wilfredo said...

Wow, what's fun for you is nails across a blackboard for me! Don't we have enough morons (sorry, "morans") in office?!?

JD Rhoades said...

Wilfredo: when you write some of the stuff I do, having an endless source of material counts as fun.