Hey, a Promotion!

There's this site I've recently stumbled across called Overheard in New York. It's basically what it sounds like: people send in stuff they've, well, overheard in New York. I found this today:

Queer: Where does Dusty work?
Girl: At a church by Spring Street.
Queer: What does he do?
Girl: He's an administrative assistant.
Queer: An administrative assistant to God?

Check it out. It's a scream. Here's another:

Guy: ...if my wife and I spit at the kids, nothing happens...but if a llama does they burst into tears.