I Can Never Resist a Good PHART Joke

I've been a lifelong follower of the teachings of Marx (Groucho, that is), who always said he'd never belong to any club that would have him as a member. However, when I heard that James Lincoln Warren was forming the
Professional Hack Authors RecogniTion Society or PHARTS for short, I knew I had to become a member, or "Charter Pharter" as we say in the Society. I got my certificate in the e-mail yesterday.

I promised myself I wasn't going to cry....