Thursday, August 31, 2006

Kill A Cabdriver to Keep America Safe

ABC News: Burns Says Terrorists Drive Taxis by Day:

BELGRADE, Mont. Aug 31, 2006 (AP)—During a fundraiser Wednesday with first lady Laura Bush, Republican Sen. Conrad Burns says the United States is up against a faceless enemy of terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night."

So I guess it's the duty of all patriotic Americans to kill every cabdriver they see, just in case. And this guy has the President's endorsement?


Richard Cooper said...

I'm glad I quit driving a taxi.

Now, if I could just get this map of the city out of my head.

Anonymous said...




Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

What the fuck? Maybe you should be a better tipper, Conrad.

There aren't any Arab cab drivers in Maine. I guess we're safe here. Our cabbies are all big fat white guys who couldn't pass the test to drive a school bus.

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

We need to save the world from religious fascists. Pat Robertson said so.

David Terrenoire said...

I have been terrorized by more than one cab driver, but not in the way Burns thinks.

What an asshat.

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend was killed by a cab driver in Boston. Don't know what his religion is but he said that back home he was a shek.