Saturday, November 07, 2009

"give me the money in the draw"

Bank Notes: a collection of Bank Robbery Notes
Some are funnier than others. I particularly like:

I have a gun in my bag.
Give me $5,000 please.
Thanks a bunch.

And there's a certain simple beauty to this one:

Bank Robbery.

Hat tip to Andrew Sullivan.


Dana King said...

As Woody Allen said, "I have a gub."

Stephen Blackmoore said...

No limericks? No haiku?

No imagination.

We need a new genre of bank robber poetry.

Don't push the button
There's no need for alarm
Give me the money

I'd pay to see a Rubaiyat of John Dillinger.